It’s that time of year when we pretend we’re organized adults while secretly panicking over last-minute gifts and forgetting where we hid them.
Christmas is magical because:
π We all act surprised opening the gift we clearly hinted at for months.
πͺ Calories are legally required to stop counting after the third cookie.
π The tree looks fabulous… from one side. (Just don’t let anyone walk around it.)
πΆ Mariah Carey has made more appearances this season than Santa himself.
Let’s be honest—this day is about spending time with family, eating like it’s your last meal, and pretending not to care when someone steals your spot in the group photos. But hey, we made it! So here’s to Christmas cheer, good vibes, and just enough wine to survive awkward conversations.
May your day be merry, your presents be useful, and your kids not wake you up at 4 a.m. Merry Christmas, you festive legends! π✨
P.S. If your lights didn’t tangle and your dinner didn’t burn, are you even doing Christmas right?
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